As someone who has known you your entire lives, I must say that I am quite disappointed in you. I know that you have been enduring constant sucking and pulling over the last month. I know that you have been poked and prodded by virtual strangers. I know that I have paraded you around the house in a most indiscrete manner. Hooooowever, my dears, this is no excuse for your behavior. Bleeding, swelling, cracking, going numb, turning white and most of all giving me mastitis twice is just uncalled for. So here's your notice, shape up and give me fracken break or there will be consequences. You know me, I don't bluff. So get yourselves in gear and quit complaining about your new status as a milk cow. This is your lot in life. Suck it up buttercups!
Love always,
J
xoxo
Ouch, you poor thing! Hope the girls heal fast and accept their new important role :)
ReplyDeleteSorry you are still in so much pain.
ReplyDeleteYou tell them! Shape up or ship out!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am not laughing at your pain, I promise. LOL. But your humor about it is, well, humorous. Hang in there sweetie.
ReplyDeleteYikes! I remember breast feeding days. I am not sure what I did wrong...but I would stomp my feet because it hurt! My nipples were cracked, bleeding, scabbing...and then the infections. I stuck with it, though, and breast feeding finally became a dream!
ReplyDeleteHoping the war my nipples have been through will make the next breast feeding days easier!
ps. 1 nipple will never look the same!
ba ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteBessie and Bossie better start behav'n themselves.
Comedy aside, it sounds dreadfully painful. Hope your boobies stop hurting soon. x
Slackers! What do they think you've been hauling them around for you whole life if not to be there when you need them, i.e. NOW.
ReplyDeleteHilarious post!! All breastfeeding mamas know all about this!
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