Fungus in the backyard.
Perhaps if I was a mushroom lover I wouldn't mind these popping up in my yard after a couple of days of rain. But, I've just begun to enjoy baby portobellos in a few recipes over the last year.
Yet despite my disgust of this huge fungus pictured to the left, I find myself amazed that in three days this big guy went from nothing to almost as big as my hand.
Listen up follicles and E2 level, this is what I expect of you over the next two weeks. No slacking on the job this time. Make like a mushroom, but please, no fungus.